This article is most likely bullshit, but still funny. Oh how I wish it were that easy:
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But before she ordered him from her home in the Hollywood hills, she grabbed the Apple gadget and threw it in the water. An insider told how Toxic singer Britney, 26, confronted Brummie Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs. In one, he was caught briefly holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant. Britney then checked his iPhone — and saw the sexy texts.The insider said: "There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references --- certainly not the sort you'd send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, 'What’s this about? You're cheating on me'. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, 'That’s it. It's over'."It was a heart-warming love story for our time. Adnan fell for pop princess Britney the moment he set eyes on her through his long lens - then charmed his way into her life. But The Sun says she is better off without him. Adnan was one low-life frog who was never going to turn into a prince."Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water."Insiders say Britney is adamant she is finished with smooth-talking Adnan, 35, who was still with his wife when he started romancing Britney late last year.But he persuaded the singer to see him again after wooing her with love notes and a string of romantic texts.
And just for shits and giggles, here's a note that Adnan supposedly wrote to Britney. Because I don't know what he's referring to when he calls himself a milky bowl of soup, I will take it as a perverted and offensive statement.
Wish upon a star!
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But before she ordered him from her home in the Hollywood hills, she grabbed the Apple gadget and threw it in the water. An insider told how Toxic singer Britney, 26, confronted Brummie Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs. In one, he was caught briefly holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant. Britney then checked his iPhone — and saw the sexy texts.The insider said: "There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references --- certainly not the sort you'd send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, 'What’s this about? You're cheating on me'. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, 'That’s it. It's over'."It was a heart-warming love story for our time. Adnan fell for pop princess Britney the moment he set eyes on her through his long lens - then charmed his way into her life. But The Sun says she is better off without him. Adnan was one low-life frog who was never going to turn into a prince."Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water."Insiders say Britney is adamant she is finished with smooth-talking Adnan, 35, who was still with his wife when he started romancing Britney late last year.But he persuaded the singer to see him again after wooing her with love notes and a string of romantic texts.
And just for shits and giggles, here's a note that Adnan supposedly wrote to Britney. Because I don't know what he's referring to when he calls himself a milky bowl of soup, I will take it as a perverted and offensive statement.
Wish upon a star!
Source: thesun.co.uk , Breathe Heavy
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