Britney Won't Return To 'How I Met Your Mother'

Contrary to reports, Britney Spears is not in talks to return to CBS' hit comedy “How I Met Your Mother,” Access Hollywood has learned.Reports were circulating online, suggesting the pop singer was discussing another appearance on the show.Last month, she played a slightly bonkers (and sexually charged receptionist) with a mega-crush on Ted (Josh Radnor).Despite helping to propel the sitcom to their highest ratings in the show’s three-season history, she will not return to the program.-AccessHollywood

Adnan: Driving While Douchebag

Adnan Ghalib isn't just riding Britney's weavetails, he's picked up some of her driving skills too!A TMZ staffer was driving down Melrose Ave. yesterday, when an unidentified d-bag with unfortunate chin pubes cut him off -- not once, but twice. What's the rush? Was there a court hearing he had to help Britney miss?!When our staffer pulled over to say a few kind words to the courtesy-impaired driver, they realized it was none other than the D-list paparazzo-turned-famous nobody himself and snapped a pic. It's TMZ, bitch!

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WOOD WANTS TO HELP LOHAN AND SPEARS

ROLLING STONE and former hellraiser RONNIE WOOD has offered his personal help to troubled starlets BRITNEY SPEARS and LINDSAY LOHAN.Both Spears and Lohan spent time in rehab last year (07) after brushes with addiction - an issue close to the guitarist's heart.Wood has long battled drinking problems, and spent time in a clinic as recently as 2006.He says of Lohan and Spears, "The poor things. I'd love to help them. You've got to go through it to get to it. You have to experience all the lows because life is hard."-PR Inside

Dang, They're Not Gonna Like This Back Home

How many Sheriffs does it take to get Britney Spears out of a clothing store safely?Apparently four ... plus an umbrella and one bodyguard with no regard for personal space.

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Britney Spears Bridesmaid At Sister's Wedding

An inside source told OK! magazine that not only does Jamie Lynn Spears plan on squirting out her baby at the Serenity estate in Louisiana, but she also plans to marry sperm slinger Casey Aldridge and wants Britney to be her bridesmaid!
How cute! I wonder if since Jamie plans to buy her baby a John Deere teether, maybe they will sponsor the wedding. They could all ride tractors down the aisle.
The "source" says: " Jamie Lynn is planning to have the baby at ‘Serenity’, and, soon after, she will also get married there. She wants Britney to head her list of bridesmaids, and wants to wait atleast several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding.”
I am glad she is worried about getting her figure back instead of giving birth. I wonder what Britney will wear?Where the hell do all these "inside sources" come from by the way?
-2Snaps

PETA to Brit -- We Know You Need a Job

After seeing her amazing performance on "HIMYM," PETA is offering Mess Spears a job as their receptionist. Meat is murder on line one!The animal rights group, which usually attacks Brit Brit for wearing fur and buying pets from pet stores, is trying to mend their relationship by offering Spears a job. Her salary? $1000, donated to the charity of her choice.

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Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Did Not Go on Hawaii Trip

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline aren’t headed to Hawaii.The new issue of Star claims that after spending Easter weekend together, the exes are planning a trip to Maui “far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.” The tabloid quoted a source as saying that Federline “wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them.”But a rep for the rapper, 30, tells Usmagazine.com the story is "not true."
The tabloid's cover — which boasts the line “Brit & Kevin’s Secret Weekend” — shows a photo of the two happily vacationing. Turns out, the picture is from their 2005 honeymoon in in Fiji.Federline, however, wouldn’t mind being on better terms with his ex, with whom he has two sons, Sean, 2, and Jayden, 19 months.
“He really loves her and holds a candle for her,” a Federline source recently told Us Weekly.For more on how Spears is coping with her bipolar disorder and trying to rebuild a bond with her boys, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.
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K-Fed and Jayden on Track

K-Daddy got his choo-choo on with Jayden James yesterday.A rusty, trusty TMZ fan snapped this shot of K-Fed and kid at Griffith Park in L.A. yesterday. Must be nice to have a nanny doing the heavy lifting!

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Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers -- I Used To Be a Star

Brit's 16-year-old sis shows the smallest bit of bump while shopping for groceries at the local Hillbilly Farms grocery store.Holy Zoey 101. How the mighty have fallen.

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Brit's Real Diet Secret? Stay 21 ... For Five Years!

You thought Brit looked awfully svelte on the cover of this week's OK! magazine, didn't ya? It's the one that screams, "Britney Lost 15 Lbs in Just 4 Weeks!"Turns out it was taken back in 2003 for a Glamour magazine photo shoot, ancient history in Britwreck time. So she probably was 15 pounds lighter ... but that was well over four years ago.

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Miley Cyrus Who, Britney Spears Back on the Scene

Miley Cyrus, the star of the Disney series Hannah Montana, had replaced pop wreck Britney Spears as stalker project number one for the paparazzi around Los Angeles. With Britney staying inside, pregnant sister Jamie Lynn Spears in Louisiana, and Angelina Jolie in Texas, the snappers had to look somewhere and Miley seemed like the logical spot.That set off all kinds of warning bells as Miley is just fifteen but she was being hounded by dozens of snappers every time she took to the streets of Hollywood or Beverly Hills. But fear not, Britney Spears is back on the scene.On Tuesday the former pop princess made her way back out and it was just like old times. The mob scene was formed and the snappers were throwing themselves in front of a vehicle carrying Britney trying to get a photo and the whole mess was caught on video.Her bodyguard called in for police protection, because there were so many photographers.The cops came in and cleaned the mess up, and Britney was able to move on out after shopping at the Tracey Ross boutique. Michael K has lots of photos here and muses, " Brit probably only came out to show Miley Cyrus that she's still the Queen of paparazzi chaos and will always be." It certainly seemed like it on Tuesday.-NationalLedger

Britney's Next Album! Also Spend a day with Britney!

Y'all all know how it goes if your a friend of a friend who knows somebody information gets passed along, well my very good friend just informed me on some up and coming valuable Britney information!!!!I have remained friends with Larry even when him and Britney weren't working together, but now they are working together and I got some inside information on Britney's next album.Larry says Britney will be recording this year and part of next for a album release late next year. The promotion won't be as much as it was back in the day, but it will be more than what we saw with "Blackout". Expect the album to be alot more personal than any other, and she has already starting recording the album.That's all I got thus far, but I'd say expect a real comeback next year!Spend the day with Britney!!!!!!!Larry Rudolph also gave way a little information on a summer contest there planning!
Do you want to meet Britney, and spend a day with her?Well, this summer we have your chance to do just that.One lucky person will be chosen to spend a whole day this summer with Britney.Larry Rudolph will decide what kind of contest we are to have to decide the winner. So get ready.Who knows this summer you might be hanging out with Britney!
Credit:-OfficialSupportBritneySpearsBlog-BritneyOverdoseMy source is very trustworthy so I would say start jumping up and down ya'll! Britney is back bitches! We will keep you updated on this information as we get it!

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Rekindle Their Romance?!

Britney Spears, apparently, really manages to get her life back on track, professionally and personally. Following a reunion with former manager Larry Rudolph, the singer reportedly is keen to rekindle her romance with former husband Kevin Federline. Star Magazine was the first to report on a possible rekindled romance between the parents of Sean Preston and Jayden James.The publication covered the surprising report on its latest issue, with the headline that reads "Brit & Kevin's SECRET WEEKEND!" Britney and Kevin, as reported by Star, are planning to spend time together away from Hollywood, to see if they still can reignite their relationship."They saw each other on Easter," a source told Star. And since the meeting, took place on March 23, went off very well "Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them," a family friend went on telling Star."When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was." In addition to the arguably eye-catching title, Star's cover also includes three other details; "Two days together in Maui, Brit's $138K gift to Kevin," and "New deal to share kids."Get the full story of "Brit & Kevin's SECRET WEEKEND!" in the new April 14 issue of Star, on newsstands now.-AceShowbiz

Jamie Lynn's Wedding Plans

If the delicate marquis-cut sparkler on her left ring finger says anything, it's that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears isn't afraid to show off the evidence of her new engagement. "Jamie Lynn and Casey are officially engaged," a friend of the teenage couple tells OK!. "They're committed to each other and anxious to be the best parents they can possibly be, and also the best husband and wife they can be to each other."
The Zoey 101 star, who celebrates her 17th birthday on April 4, is expecting her first baby in late June with boyfriend Casey Aldridge, and is happily riding out the last months of her pregnancy with Casey by her side. After announcing her pregnancy exclusively to OK! in December, Britney Spears' little sis has been busy lying low in her hometown of Kentwood, La. As OK! was the first to report, Jamie Lynn and a cousin recently registered for her baby shower at a Babies 'R' Us store in the nearby city of Baton Rouge. And those closest to Jamie Lynn tell OK! the teen plans to stay true to her small-town roots, most likely exchanging vows with Casey in Kentwood at "Serenity," the estate owned by Britney — who obviously leads the list of possible bridesmaids.
"She'll have the baby there, and soon after, she will also get married there," says a pal of the teen. "I expect she'll want to wait at least several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding." Source: Ok!

Britney Spears' secret meeting with former manager

Singer hopes Larry Rudolph can revive her career.Britney Spears has been in talks with former manager Larry Rudolph, who looked after her career for 9 years.The singer is keen to get back into the recording studio – and thinks Larry could be the man to help.'People close to Britney know that Larry is the best person for her. He's the man who can get her back on the right track career-wise,' a friend tells Us Weekly.The pair - who stopped talking last year after Britney blamed him for forcing her into rehab - met up last week and insiders say it went well.'I know and understand Britney better than anyone. I know what makes her tick, and I understand everything she's going through,' Larry said last year-NowMagazine

Britney Spears & Bodyguard Require Police Rescue At Sunset Plaza

Pandemonium on Sunset Boulevard!Britney Spears visits Tracey Ross in Sunset Plaza for a little Tuesday shopping ... and so does dozens of paparazzi, reporters, fans and even a Star Lines tour bus full of tourists ... all eager to 'get a piece' of Britney!!!However, the scene turns hectic, and despite the pop star's bodyguard, Brit Brit cannot make it back out to her car.The bodyguard promptly summons the police who help hold back the throng so Britney can make her getaway. As the How I Met Your Mother actress rolls off the lot in her chauffeured Escalade, fans scream 'I love you, Britney!' and 'Britney for President!'And you thought your day was stressful!!!
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Britney Spears Buff Body Slim Down for Jamie Lynn Spears Wedding?

Is Britney Spears getting healthy enough that she is ready to bring back the body that made her a star? There are new reports that claim that the one time hard body is getting fit for a big wedding that is planned for Jamie Lynn Spears as the two have resolved their differences and Brit says she will be there if her sixteen-year old sister Jamie Lynn will have her.And this week Britney gets the cover of OK! magazine and she looks fantastic. Of course, it is a really old photo of the starlet back in the day when she still showed up for photos shoots on time and the pictures were stunning. The weekly entertainment magazine releases this tease on Wednesday."Since falling in with ex-hubby Kevin Federline in 2004 and giving up the touring and performing life for being a wife and mother, Britney Spears' has faced countless ups and downs in her battle to maintain a healthy figure. And now sources tell OK! just how the pop superstar is getting back into her prime condition — without the help of surgery or liposuction."They claim that she has dropped fifteen pounds in four weeks. This would be great news for fans of Britney and the star's dad really seems to be helping her get healthy again. -NationalLedger

Britney leaving the Sunset Plaza (4/1)

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Britney is still Bald!?!

I've heard different rumors from fans saying Britney's hair is getting so long or whatever, but who really knows the state of her hair unless your her hair dresser! I've even heard she will be bald the rest of her life? With all the extensions and coloring she does to her hair it very well is a possibility.I mean the girl changes her hair color as much as she changes her under ware, were guessing she wears them we really don't know ha ha anyway, Take a look at this picture I noticed she has a very noticeable bald spot under her extensions. You be the judge is Britney still bald?Poor thing! Maybe shaving it all off was a mistake? We hate to bring this up, but her fans argue on a daily basis about her hair so we thought we would bring this to your attention. Now what do you fans think? Comment below please!-BritneyOverdose

Sean Preston leaves the gym (4/1)

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Britney Spears needs police escort!

It’s no secret that Britney Spears is one of the most sought-after celebrities in the entertainment industry. But earlier today, things got downright ridiculous.As she was attempting to leave the Tracey Ross boutique at Sunset Plaza, the “Piece of Me” singer was so overwhelmed with the presence of photographers, she actually had to request a police escort in order to safely leave.Wearing a short-sleeved v-neck, jeans, and her usual brown leather boots, Miss Spears relied on a rather large helper to make her way to the waiting white Cadillac Escalade SUV.And with the news of her reunion with Larry Rudolph, the manager who helped her rise to fame, Britney had better get used to all the attention. A family friend told press, “Britney wants to get back to work. People close to Britney know that Larry is the best person for her. He’s the man who can get her back on the right track career-wise.”-CelebrityGossip

Britney Spears Reunites With Former Manager Larry Rudolph

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Fresh off her successful appearance on CBS's "How I Met Your Mother," there is yet another sign Britney Spears could be returning to top of her game. The pop star has reunited with her former manager, Larry Rudolph.
"It's true," a source close to Britney told E! News. "They are working together."
Britney and Larry had a rollercoaster of a professional relationship that ended with Britney publicly blaming him for pressuring her to enter rehab, according E!.
Larry is credited with taking Britney from just a small-town former-Disney actor and turning her into the world famous pop star that she is.
The duo, who worked together for almost nine years, parted ways around the time Britney married now ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
Jamie Spears, Britney father and co-conservator, has been an outspoken supporter of Larry, according to E!. It is not known if Jamie was involved in the reunion of Britney and her former manager.
Tune into Access Hollywood Wednesday for a sit-down with Larry Rudolph, where he talks about Britney and his new MTV reality show "Rock The Cradle."
Source: Access Hollywood

Britney's Slim-Down Secrets

It seems miracles really can happen. As the world watched Britney Spears' debut last week on How I Met Your Mother, it was obvious that the former pop star was looking good, dare we say it, even back to her old self!
"It looked like Britney had lost 15 pounds in four weeks," a source close to the singer tells OK!. And sure enough — gone was the bloat, the ratty hair and the puffy face. In their place, a slimmer, fresh-faced girl with a smile on her face and determination in her step.
So how did she do it? "Britney's a pro at losing weight fast," a Spears pal tells OK!. "She can drop seven to 10 pounds in two weeks." Although now, in Britney's case, it's about adopting a longterm plan she can stick to. Sources say Brit has given up her old unhealthy weight loss habits, like popping laxatives and diet pills.
The 5-foot-4 singer has also replaced soda and fast food with five, small protein-packed meals a day. Doing so has enabled her to peel off the pounds. "Eating five meals a day will boost your metabolism," Dr. David Katzin of Fresh Diet, a meal delivery program tells OK!. "In fact, by eating superclean, Zone balanced foods at each of your five meals, you will find that your metabolism goes into overdrive, becoming extremely efficient at burning calories."
And get this — Brit's even cut back on her Starbucks Frappachino fixes! "Britney used to come in every day. Now she just comes in from time to time and orders a lighter version," a barista at a Malibu Starbucks tells OK!.
To complement her healthier eating habits, Britney works out regularly as well, although you probably won't see her jogging around her neighborhood. The recovering pop star enjoys daily dance workouts at L.A.'s Millennium Dance Complex, where sources tell OK! she does squats along with chair and pole dancing. When she does run, it's on a treadmill at home, away from the spying eyes of the paparazzi.
"I don't like to work out because my legs get bulky," Brit has said. "Dancing makes me leaner."Whatever it is she likes to do, it definitely seems to be working. Britney finally appears to be back on the road to success!For all the details on Britney's slim-down secrets, pick up the new issue of OK! — on newsstands everywhere Thursday!
SOURCE: OK! Magazine

Jamie Lynn runs errands in Kentwood (3/31)

At least that's what her shirt says! Our photographers spotted the newly engaged Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears (who turnes 17 this Friday), in Kentwood wearing this amusing sweatshirt. Good to know the girl has a sense of humor!

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Jamie Lynn Spears New Photo Hints: "It's a Girl!"

Is it a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears? The odds would be with the little sister of Britney Spears as she has two boys so as averages go wouldn't that mean that Britney's pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn and the whole Spears clan would be due another girl? They are going to need one to carry on the tradition of the Spears girls and their path to stardom, right?On Monday, Jamie Lynn was spotted with a pink baby bouncer (at least I think that is what it is, it is some sort of pink baby item) and surely she wouldn't put a little boy in that, right? After months of hiding inside Jamie Lynn is now out and about and showing off her baby bump in photos and is now giving hints about the baby. Mom Lynne Spears has kept her under wraps but she is broken out and is all over Kentwood showing off."Do you think Jamie Lynn Spears is sitting there thinking, "I've got the pregnant queefs, I'm wearing this engagement ring that I had to pay for and I'm not even old enough to vote. Where did my life go?" Yeah, probably not. She's really thinking, "I wonder if my baby is going to be fat. Ugh.I really hope he's not fat. Can you put a baby on Hoodia? Yeah probably...I mean...if I smash it down with banana. Oh lord, please don't give me a fat baby." He adds, "It's a girl! She's totally going to name her Casey Jamie." Oh the humanity!

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Britney Spears to Make Cameo Appearance in 'High School Musical 3'?

After her appearance in television series "How I Met Your Mother" boosted up the ratings of the series, it has been rumored that troubled pop singer Britney Spears will be tapped to join the Wildcats cast in the third installment of the successful Disney's film series "High School Musical 3: Senior Year". Entertainment Wise reported that the "...Baby One More Time" hitmaker is going to appear in the franchise due to director Kenny Ortega's wish. The site claimed that the film series' helmer desperately wants the former pop princess to make a cameo appearance in the film. "Britney is a modern day icon and having her in HSM would be incredible," Ortega allegedly explained. "If Ms. Darbus had a star pupil like her in the drama class, Sharpay would have some stiff competition." Further, it was said that her appearance will be backed up with a parody on her infamous gym hall dance routine from her hit debut single "Baby One More Time". Aside from that, it is still unclear though whether she would appear together with the stars of "HSM", Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.Source: AceShowbiz